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Okay, so I need an answer ASAP! I’m a professional cameraman from the LA area and I’ve recently been under contract work from an adult film company. Up until now my arsenal of recording equipment has suited all of the company’s desires outstandingly, but now they want me to work on something I’ve never dealt with before. They sent me an address and told me to prepare for outdoor lighting, but when I arrived to the set I was shocked to see a young lady having intercourse with a horse! After the initial shock, I remembered how much the job paid and began to set up my equipment, but I soon realized that I didn’t have a wide enough lens to accommodate the horse’s “endowment”, so we had to reschedule, hence why I need an answer so soon. In addition to my original question, I’d like to add that it’d be best if the camera was not HD like my other cameras, because otherwise the clients and my bosses would be able to count every wrinkle on the animal. My price range is up to $5,000. And yes, I swear this a real question. I’d normally just ask my industry buddies, but none of them have ever needed a camera that meets the sheer expectations of width, quality and affordability that I need. Any suggestions are welcome, because I’m frankly stumped. I don’t mean to beat a dead horse, so to speak, but I really do need answers as quick as possible!